Horse Doovers

by BloodThirsty Vegans

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released August 25, 2016


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BloodThirsty Vegans is a musical family that makes music (sweet, sweet music) about peace, love and understanding to unite the human family, foster respect for the interconnected web of life, and remind the tribes how liberating it was to dance the dances of freedom. ... more

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Track Name: Who's To Blame
Drill way down into the ground
Ooh wee baby, now look what we found
Oh crap, now the ocean's brown
and Ooh now, who's to blame?

The sea's on fire, and the fish are dying
A Big cover-up, someone's lying
Whatever they're selling, we're still buying
Oh, now, who's to blame?

Blame the man for exploiting the poor
Blame yourself for wanting more
Blame Obama cause that's what he's for
and Oh now, who's to blame?

If you can't fix it fool then don't break it.
If it ain't yours why you tryin to take it?
Why you tryin'a rape every Earth you see naked
Once you frack your first Earth up you can't fake it
Shake n, bake n, break and straight forsake it
Can't lay in a bed that's dead? Why'd you make it?
you ain't got to come and confess, we gon' find you
So run and tell that to your pack, need I remind you
The love of money can blind you, and that's a shame
And we are the BTVs, Who's to Blame?
yeah who's to blame?

NPR's got the latest word
They're using Dawn to clean the birds
But Dawn's made with oil or haven't you heard?
And Oh, now, who's to blame?

All the judges had oil stock
I Don't see why it's such a shock
the Moratorium got blocked
and Ooh, now, who's to blame?

To fossil fuels we stay loyal
When will we stop burning oil?
When the Earth's so hot our blood will boil
Then who's left to blame?

Prior to the year 1800 there was never more than 1 billion human being alive on the planet Earth at the same time.
And prior to the year 1972 there were never more than 4 billion human beings alive on the planet Earth at the same time.
But now there are more than 7 billion human beings, all alive, all on the planet Earth all at the same time
donig who knows what to whom
but actually that's great news. Wonderful news for you, and you and youa and you too
Because now -- no matter how bad things may seem, no matter how bad they might actually get--
on average, only 1 / 7 billionth of it
is your fault.
Track Name: House of Cards
Go on Yuppie, get your money
Put it in the stock market, watch it grow
If you take a loss, keep your fingers crossed
and maybe the government will bail you out
Whoever thought there was risk involved
never had that law in his palms
Diversify your portfolio,
and keep a lotta senators in your bankroll

everybody wants a cushy job
and to make lots of money and be a snob
Nobody wants to turn them gears,
Spending blood, sweat, and tears.
They all want to sit at a desk,
Wait 'til 5 then collect a check
they expect that money for nothin
the Big bonuses to push less buttons

It's all just a house of cards
One false move and it's coming down so hard
We built this house without glue or tape,
and we all know how little it takes
Before the whole thing accepts its fate

And it's all falling down
our prayers won't save us now
And it's all falling down
our prayers won't save us now

It's like 2, 4, 6, 8
and um... NASDAQ futures are STILL lookin great
I can't WAIT - till the rising tide makes all of life better
Hey look here it comes now... wait... Um, don't talk about the weather.
Talk about how the FTC can aprove the M&As
since we only need - two or three - companies anyways
just find me the closest corporation to praise
We got your 401ks - So everybody plays.
And you can say - say - say - what you want
in a phat mink coat - on a boat - that you flaunt
One dollar one vote - is how we promote - democratization
This is Goldman Sachs' Nation - Go get your own
Better yet, just take your medication and STAY HOME!

[first verse and chorus repeats]

Somebody had better throw this anchor overboard
this ship here is like a bullet train retrofitted for war
the U.S. shoots, SHE SCORES! - All your oils
and your foods and your trees and your waters and your soils
but you get to keep your toils as somethin to savor
it's the latest Dow Jones flavor and it tastes like child labor
You have the right to remain compliant - endowed by OUR creator
otherwise you can do us a favor - and CLEAN UP THIS HERE CRATER
You're expecting compassion from us? Who are you zoomin
We are the nation of technocratic stress hardened humans
Mesmerized - Hypnotized - aborbing lies - in through our eyes
We've broken ground on our biggest prison yet it's PLANET SIZED
our Network news guys are now on every night
so our mass media moguls can remind you how to do it riiiight

let's do it right
let's Step to the right. Slide. Slide.
Now step to the right. Now slide. Slide.
Now take a step to the right. Yup.
now... just take a step to the right
That's right. That's right. That's right.

Now step to the right. Slide. Slide.
Now step to the right. Slide. Slide.
Now take two steps to the right
And now... two more steps to the right

Now, while you imagine what a step to the left would be like
Track Name: Cha'Mama
please hang up x3 and try your call again

cha'mama is big into drama
I ain't talking no smack it's just
an actual fact that your mama is big into drama
cha'mama is gonna have bad karma
I ain't talking no smack it's just
an actual fact that your mama rides a purple llama

cause I don't want none of your drama
I just want to diss your mamma
chill on the fact that my name is Janna
yeah that's how you say it Janna
I don't need no bullshit, I don't need no bullshit
and I don't need, no I don't need
I don't need no bullshit from
Cha-mama an armadillo charmer
I ain't talking no smack it's just
an actual fact that your mama wears special tin foil armor
it's shiny but it breaks real easy

let it flow let it go let down your hair
too uptight let it slide let down your hair
it won't be long till you're in the ground so let down your hair
get the feelin right dance all night let down your hair

cha'mama is a sweet potato farmer
I ain't talking no smack it's just
an actual fact that your mama wears Spider Man pajamas

I don't need none of that bullshit
these gossipin bitches talking shit like a mission
it get twisted and you know that ain't what I said
it's crazy all the shit that you can think up in your head and that's
when just being happy ain't nearly enough you gotta start some shit to show that you're tough
if you just learned to really keep it real you'd find out you got the sweeter deal with
No drama

N-O D-R-A-M-A x8

and I can't believe you said that
you are so full of crap
even went so far as to call me names I couldn't believe that you were so fuckin lame
I don't need yo bullshit
and I don't need no bullshit
I don't need no I don't need
I don't need no bullshit
from mama

who's still into drama
I ain't talking no smack it's just an actual fact that your mama
made your science diorama
Yes she did.

chamma mae chamma ma mama coo sah x8
Track Name: Right Hand
Yo yo yo yo
I should have a microphone
for when I'm chillin in my house alone
pants so low, lets you know I'm a winner
I'm kneedin the dough, I'm rappin at my dinner
there should be a light show, there should be a front row
we could go toe to toe, cause yo, oh
I'm a rapper... I know because my right hand goes like THIS!

V for Vendetta, the go getta, and I Rock Hard!
And my latté brings all the boys to the yard
so pah-tay people - dance - now
I don't care how as long as my left hand
can go... bow chicka bow bow

I should have tims and rims just a spinnin
I should have big booty girls just a grinnin
up in the video shoot, in the studio booth
in the studio apartment we could do the Eric Cartman
I can elevate this rap hand shake into an art man
Real rapper at heart man... cause this is how my arm went

Rappity rap rap rap and I don't give a crap / What you think
I can lead you to the brink but I can't make you drink the water
the Earth Daughter's daughter Sgt. Slaughter
and a b c 1 2 3 MC V of the BTV
and that's me I can make you see the thunder dude
and still I wonder who are you
no matter What your right hand can do

who am I? Who am I wise guy? I'll tell you who am I.
I'm a guy what walks in the sky. An' I kin fly
Wit my big balloon hands, and evil hench mans
and a sinister plan to just bomb, bomb Iran
your mom and I are goin on a date now Jar Jar
No! I'm not head of catering, I run the frickin Death Star
heavy heavy breather in a big funny hat
and I go peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
save yer heart attack and stop humpin around
lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground
clown. CRAZY FROG Got a hollow log to scoop wit
don't pop poop with the P, I'm the Poopsmith
say what you want about how I'm a jerk
but I got my shovel, my boots on, I'm going to work
and fine footwear is important if you wanna be cool
Fool! Those shoes SUCK! But these shoes RULE!

so Charlie climb onboard your choo-choo shoe and check your map
(Ding!) Fries are done. (NO!) It's a trap!
Ack! Get back! Get back you little squirt.

Charlie you bit me! AND THAT REALLY HURT!

[hip hop chamber music interlude - disco break]

some jerk at my day job brought me apple juice and then wouldn't redeem my deposit
So I got out my Beretta, and then we took it to the closet
and the ground was so sticky it's like chocolate rain was on everythain
some uninvited United cat, they threw Brrrn's guitar up underneath our plane
and they didn't wanna fix it well, anyone could tell by how long it took
And now you wanna be my friend on facebook? Man look.
Let me use your myspace, dog, I'll hook you up, when I get those big fat riches
and I have FOUR whole fingers! But wait. Do I have stitches?

Yeah Chad you got em bad homie all across your vent
Now it whistles like Wooo Wooo n we can't tell what you meant
But me I rhyme on time becuz I'm Benny Lava
I can do anything good, I love my dad and my momma
I am Sparta, I am Sam, I am the Man, and I can cough
and I know why that one girl's crying, it's because Adolph is so pissed off
that someone put a hat on a keyboard cat
and made her sway, na numa numa numa hey!
some people on the screen can turn an LOL into a great big OMG shawtay!
A non-hipster hippie trickster always on the go
and I'm a rapper, I know, Because... Yo. Don't TAZE me Bro!
Track Name: Carbon Nation
We're living in a carbon nation
From Detroit to the Space Station
in Coca-Cola Field
To next year's ethanol yield
A high-fructose, high-octane adrenaline rush
A 200-horse Hemi to make your mama blush
Your Pepsi's too flat, it ain't got no bite?
tape it to the end of my tail pipe
Revvin' my engines, and Chuggin' my fuel
We get power from SHIT so "Get behind the mule"

Hush little baby don't you cry x3
daddy's gonna find a way to clean the sky
and if that ol' sky don't come clean
daddy's gonna move inside a plastic screen
plastic house with a plastic pond
a microwave meal with a magic wand
and if we still can't breathe the air
well hey daddy got paid, daddy don't care

Bag it up, pump it out, it won't fall from the Sky
Besides, everyone knows wind and solar won't get you high
so dig for coal, and drill for oil
When the whole world's a greenhouse, all we need is the soylent
green, we know where that comes from
The blood from the oilmen after they block out the sun
so "Eat the rich" before they eat you
they say What's yours is mine, and what's mined is mine too
Bubblin' out the ground, and through your nose
Or make like it's under foreign soil, and use a siphon hose

You wouldn't know what to do with it anyway x5

Until they sell it back to you, and then out your eyes you're gonna pay
And cry, and bleed, and scream "It ain't fair!"
they say "The fare is fair, and 'bout the rest, I don't care"
So Drink it all up, to all your heart's content
'Til it stops from clogged veins, then just put in a stent
And suck out all that extra fat while you're at it
It's certainly not your fault that they made you an addict
because the carbon-nation empire only makes shit cuz you buy it
Never mind the alternative, you only live once, so why diet?

If it's not this then it's that that'll kill us anyway x4

Hush little baby don't say a word x3
this tree huggin hippy stuff is so absurd
frogs are dumb, owls are too
money don't grow on trees but paper mills do
and if there's ever no trees left to find
well hey, daddy'll be dead, and daddy won't mind

If it's not this then it's that that'll kill us anyway
As long as your kids are footing the bill for my hospital stay
and now I got no leg to stand on ever since the diabetes
my old doctor, Dr. Pepper, well, now he's just a dick tease
ol' Dr. Pepper, he don't take no HMO
I gave him an arm and a leg, the fucker still said, "NO!"
So why is everybody still sellin' me poison for pennies on the dollar?
try to get the antidote, I'm faced with highway robbers
No matter which one of their products is the one that made me sick
They say I should've read the label, it's right there in fine print:

We're not to be held liable for deaths that may occur
For diseases that are curable, we just want our payment first
We're trying to run a business here, what the hell are you trying to pull
Just give us all our money, and follow the god-damned rules
Just follow the god-damn rules, and nobody will get hurt
At least no more than we want them to be, on that you have our word

We just want you sick a little bit, but nothing than we can't fix
The money's in the treatment, c'mon and get your fix!
Track Name: Toaster
All my mammals raise a paw, the Vegansw are real raw
welcome back to allayaw please respect the dance floor
Mr.NiA is in the building. Great! Good to see ya
lookin all fly --I-- guess I could wanna be ya
See, uh, Me and Sophia feel that it is crystal cle-ah
That this beginnin's winning n we're all winners he-uh
But let me stop playin, y'all don't know nothin 'bout what I'm sayin
Y'all might not know me from Adam and Hey, that is okay
but when I look inside the mirror I still see
another captive trapped in minimum security
with a bit of a proclivity for sensitivity
I'm trying not to let my inhibitions inhibit me
my ancestors could recognize hickory
they had a thousand different uses for chicory
but since then we're trained to view our habitat differently
I've come into an unnatural nature deficiency
but I'm studying to try to get it back and that's me
when you look inside your mirror what do you see?
when you look inside x4
when you look inside your mirror what do you see?

Some people see the wave and they gotta ride it
Some folks feel the motion of the ocean and then they just sit beside it
Some cats are riding on a great space coaster
For better or worse this song is a toaster

You and me baby we're mammals. CELEBRATE!
We're great! We're the mammals that invented the date.
some monkeys crouch in the closet and meditate for satisfaction
while other apes are out waiting for them to discover direct action
ruminating rodents will just watch while wolves are fleecing
pontificating upon the merits of owning, renting or leasing
meritless verbs, full sounding empty words
here to distract us from the actions of maintaining healthy herds
what you've touched in another's mind is the only thing lasting left behind
I'd say it's time to shake your behind with the first friends that you can find
even in a line of lonely lemmings trying to recollect how to reconnect
moving all four feet to the beat is how you show space and time some respect
risk eye contact. Smile! At worst some frumple-face gets annoyed
find those fleeting moments of freedom and explode into the void
Shove an arm through, you've got to, like an elevator door
Wring every drop out onto the floor and then ring it a little more
It's time for radical care, there's not a moment to spare
Love like life itself depends on it and we'll get there
just love like life itself like life itself
like life itself like life itself
like life itself depends on it, we'll get there

Some people see the wave and they gotta ride it
Some folks feel the motion of the ocean and then they just sit beside it
Some cats are riding on a great space coaster
For better or worse this song is a toaster

Some people see the wave and they gotta ride it
Some folks feel the motion of the ocean and then they just sit beside it
Some rats are riding on a great space coaster
Whatever it means... this song is a toaster

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